I thought those were wax lips!

And Canadian football players are very polite and don't take gratuitous head shots.

Of course that's what he thinks. The Great Gazoo probably told him that.

Just what doesn't give a person brain disease? Being the first to post a comment?

I'll send you some dailies and rushes.

I spent $10K on Syd Field's Movie Story Writing Hawaiian Bootcamp.

I suggest including some cars, and maybe some guns. But it's ultimately up to you.

I'm up for a part in the movie version of Everybody Poops. I'm up for the guy who poops.

I might also make a movie.

It was fucking crazy. But ultimately a dead end. Science proved to us that human beings are just not meant for space travel of any distance (and 250 million miles is not very far compared to how big space is).

He launched a V-2 with some cadavers inside it in 1947 to see if they could take the g-forces and we got Roswell Alien bullshit as a result.

Coors?

You can't assume that we wouldn't have come up with the same stuff if we had used to do stuff like develop an adaptive, multi-source power grid or robotic surgery. You know, stuff that might actually help people.

Well, to be fair, they are half Neanderthal.

He's actually been pickled.

The Right Shit

Best Huge Team of Producers

Andreas Lubitz

Pfft. Only an ignorant school child would think that.

What made it a classic were the hijinks of a certain Ham the Chimp.