Kennedy was kicked in his Johnson in a Lincoln!

Cummon preddy baby let me light your candle cuzza momma I'm-a sure hardta handle now!

Watching a lot of the old footage on Joe Screwdriver's Retro Tech Time Machine, I can say without a doubt that the manned space program that got us to the moon was the most crazy and pointless thing ever.

It'll get the attention of the kids, by cracky.

He should try Smeckler's Powder.

The Righter Stuff

That tears it.

Changing of the rich.

Vote "YES" on Proposition Humor!

People who sit at a small coffee shop table writing a screenplay and sipping on a cold cuppa joe.

Yeah, like Brandon.

I thought Moonbear was pretty self-explanatory.

Sometimes war is necessary to uphold the values we care about and confront our greatest fears.

Where does a person even watch videos anymore? The local tavern?

It's not for wind resistance. It's so when you crash and scrape off a good chunk of flesh from your leg you don't have hairs getting in the scabs and gumming them up.

My roommate is in it. She is part of the crowd filmed in Bloomington, Indiana, because that's where she's from.

What? No half-assed fragments of "Eruption?"

*Steven Segal and Dennis Quaid scowl at you*

All I want to do is get a feel for the guitar so I can buy it with confidence cheaper at Sweetwater.

Many of them fronted by your favorite Hollywood actors!