Flea. What a fucknut.

You can just tune it to a 9th, and then you can use a fork to play it!

I think that might have led me to the conclusion that pretty much any dipshit can learn to play both the guitar and the blues.

I never go look at guitars anymore. And I only go to Guitar Center to pick up picks pick ups up-picks and pick-picks.

Mine is mail fraud and minimum security prison.

Got my spine, I got my orange crush.

I would say that the whole "sides" thing is a ruse.

www.scientificavclub.com

It's not a competition!

Pictured: Rejected passport photo.

Curiously enough, my grandpa's actual brand was the "Lazy W." He ran a small cattle farm in Montana and his name was Walter.

Duh. That's the joke.

He is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Something cavemen used to whack cavewomen on the head.

Political humor is dead.

Everybody heard about John Heard.
Heard heard heard
Heard is the word

Half the number of people to focus on.

Why is Jennifer Lawrence a "star," when she is not a great actor and she looks like one of the moderately hot girls from high school (not even Cindy Peterson)?

Not like Maloonie Kew!

He'll be a perfectly fine realtor.