I remember when it was all DOS prompts.

— Kevin Hart

His music or whatever will be playing at your funeral, grandpa.

I'm cuter than that douche.

Beethoven was black!

Don't you remember you told her you loved her baby?
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby.

I'm pretty sure the first female superhero was Carrie Fucking Nation.

So… like the Japanese.

1. You break it, you buy it.
2. It's only illegal if you get caught.
3. Ape shall not kill ape.

Maybe they could "kill" a lot of robots, because killing robots isn't the same as slaughtering wholesale a bunch of sentient creatures that bleed and cry out to their deities and families as they slowly die holding their greasy guts in their hands.

Starring Kelsey Grammer.

She was the Blue Morpho!

Oh, you definitely don't want him (or her) to change.

I might be movin' to Toronto soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental floss

I would like to see a movie about a superhero who has a curious weakness, and when the Earth is threatened this weakness becomes an issue for a while, but then the superhero manages to overcome it in some clever or fortuitous way and save the Earth.

Toronto is literally heaven on Earth, filled with glorious angels and the glowing throne of God Almighty.

I was raised by Looney Tunes and Mad Magazine to be a troll.

Don't fence me in.

I used them to take the wobble out of an old table I had.

The joke, truly, is on me.