And the tax rates for TV performers is through the fucking roof. No wonder so many find that they can be richer and famouser if they move to the U.S.

You got it.

Last season for this show already?

But… he blows up the house! And then there it is in the end.

She put a ha'penny in the Bank of England in 1695.

Not since they built that wall.

Sucking crusty cock and balls, perhaps.

Oh now you dun gone and spoiled it.

He's a good singer, and his performances are top-notch.

It's perfectly good mass-market fodder. Why you always have to put down the music regular people like, huh? What makes you so especial?

Yes, gazpacho
I know that you're filled with veggies…

He used his super crotchety powers to solve the crime?

Chicks dig dancing, and Latina chicks like it the most.

Back when TV was first invented, a lot of people saw it as a way for the masses to enjoy the greatness of culture, with ballets and operas and all kinds of delightful classical music concerts in the comfort of their own homes.

It's okay. He gagged them, apparently.

What about England Dan and John Ford Coley?

We all shave like Egyptian priests around here, anyway.

I think it's really more a result of the continuous fragmentation of the media. If you're not in the exact target market for certain things, you never encounter them.

"Ay-iiii!"

Time to die.