This sounds like some kind of glitch in the system.

Well, I don't see Hitler Junior running United Nazi Germany, so maybe there's a tie?

Eh. "Justice."

Whatever or something.

The short story "The Library Policeman" went on way too long with its lengthy description of a young boy being raped by ostensibly an evil spirit, but basically it was just a creepy dude.

Don't give anybody ideas!

Agreed.

He did it himself.

About every 5th time my friend and I play J6, the fucking Alexa doesn't hear something right and tells us our answer is wrong, even though it's totally right.

RUN AWAY!

I'll be the judge of what's funny.

It's a lot of everywhere.

Counterpoint: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Although he discusses it in Danse Macabre, King is generally not one to "leave it to the reader's imagination."

Memories… light the corners of my mind…

I'm gonna pound you foolish.

Signage rules.

King writes pretty good descriptions of aimless kids wandering around a scummy, depressed, backwater town with no prospects. Makes me think of home.

Are you talking about some news item, because I don't read that kind of news. It angries up the blood.

I suppose any horror movie with a Last Girl has that, since the girl only usually survives by ditching her friends and telling them in one way or another to go fuck themselves.