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Gentle Herpes
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Even a broken clock is right every 30 years.

*cough*

Peggy Lee married Jet Li and had a baby they named Leelee Sobieski?

♪♫ Hoo-ray for HOLLywood! ♪♫

I like Mr. Peg Leggy.

♪♫ Mistah we cud use a man loik Frankie Zappa again. ♪♫

Randy Newman Covers Beard Band Song in Next AV Session

Buttsucker, suckin' butts!

Newman.

He's only smart because of the hat.

I believe there's a little baby chimp in one of the scenes.

FWIW, stop motion animation got better when it started to be combined with digital effects such as blurring and camera shake, which was always really hard with basic stop-motion.

Congratulations. You're old.

It's difficult to exactly say what she has.

Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot…

It's not a stamp. It's a gooey Esmail trail.

That was John Travolta.

Kids, remember how our parents and other old people used to watch old people like Red Skelton and John Wayne and Jack Benny and Elizabeth Taylor, and you used to wonder what these noisy obnoxious old people ever did to earn such fan interest?

They could just paint his Pacific Rim suit blue.

That's good enough for me.