Where a man is not judged by the color of his skin, but the how mega he is.

Capitalism remains a good, albeit evil, economic system for motivating people.

Gritty = dead slave tits.

Harry Turtledove's books were pretty good, but they kind of petered out at the end.

Idris Elba.

Food?

Taco Gimbals

She'll be called, "Plus-Size Woman."

The Right Two Party?

I… oh, forget it.

Goes on too long.

*signs furiously*
"With my last breath, I blame Zoidberg!"

I hope they show how Mega Man's parents, Hiroku and Martha Mega, were killed by a robber.

— Not AV Club

In a thousand years, I'll get right on it!

After eight years.

I believe "bitchin'" is still too California.

I think he's handsome.

Yeah, that's all I need.

I think it would have more impact if you did it without warning. And if there was somehow fire involved.