"Give a hoot, stay in school."

That webbing he shoots? White blood cells.

Everyone in Hollywood has those big white choppers, including me. When I open my mouth it looks like a load of bleached diapers hanging from a line.

She was the best Doctor Who.

So let me get this straight. You test to see if somebody's an alien by burning a sample of their blood with a hot wire, because all parts of the alien will react against an attack.

I have friends who now live in her previous house in Burbank. According to the stories told by neighbors, she really didn't wear any underwear, at least when going out on the porch to pick up the paper.

That's cold, Jay.

It took me a moment.

YEAH FUCK THOSE HATERS!!!

What kind of garbage? Organic or recyclables?

What doesn't?

What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Twenty twice.

Your daughter has a coolness disability.

This article was inevitable.

Mojo Jojo?

Spider-Man: Senior Skip Day

With great power, comes great… ARRRGGHHH!!

Then he goes nuts and kills Thomas and Martha Wayne.

He gets bitten by a radioactive spider and then has to do chemo.

What part of this world is the "actually civilized" part?