Wait til they find out that these are basically the equivalent of rosaries and prayer beads for Scientology.

Oh, I thought you said hamburgers.

New York New York it's a hell of a town
You know The Bronx is up and I'm Brooklyn down
Because they don't know my name they only know my initials
Building bombs in the attic for elected officials

They don't show many of these Spider-Man movies cheaply on cable for some reason, so I haven't seen most of them.

All of it?

Success!

They never seem to get borscht with them.

Fads are certainly the downfall of young and old people.

You're the monkey!

He seems to be wearing Marty McFly's down vest.

All they require is a good beating.

Pretty much every actor who works with Andy Serkis says he's the best actor ever… ever.

Yeah, they're good, but they STILL have that tendency to move with too much fluidity. You'd think by now that there would be a kind of "jiggle" generator within the lines of motion to help give them more realistic semi-chaotic movement. One of these days, I guess.

I know what you mean, Blair. Trust is a hard thing to come by these days.

There are no wasted shots.

When you
Do that thing you do
You tear my heart in pieces with your tendrils
Like you always do

They're adding a new wing!

Jokes are always so much funnier when they're explained.

It's cumulative.

Cornrow your hair, toss a chair
Throw a couple punches and you're outta there