Shouldn't they be walking spiders with a giant eye?

Just program them to be happy. Problem solved.

I think I see Superman in there with a kryptonite necklace.

"Look deeper."

I found some footage of me not giving two shits.

I know what she needs to show. And both of them.

I was talking about you. Too.

It's Lynch. Some of the scenes take place in what Lynch defines as subconscious spaces in the character's heads. The good thing is, he's pretty consistent and once you figure out his "code," Twin Peaks and other stuff starts to make more sense.

And cheap, too.

It's nice to feel represented in the media.

I just use a kitten. They're self-cleaning.

Goddamned educational system.

The Ghosts of Christmas Present and Past, respectively.

Don't trust the paw. The turkey sandwich I got was kind of dry.

They should call it the Regal Beagle.

Don't know yet, but Netflix and Hulu (and I think Amazon Prime) all want to hear the full pitch. It may never happen. That's the way TV usually works. I need time to finish my romcom, anyway.

He worked hard for it, stuck through all the criticism and racist Twitter posts, and should be rewarded appropriately.

Actually, there's a good chance that I may be wrangled into a TV thing sometime in the next year if my roommate's show goes forward. It really rubs against my inherently lazy nature.

Look! There's a jukebox!

Note to self: Get that TV gig by first making some relatively money-making movies.