Next you'll be telling me that the legal medical marijuana business is run by organized crime.

I would go with Bobby Moynihan.

Don't watch the David Lynch Director's Cut of anything.

They serve a Dustin Hoffman burger, but it's all crust these days.

Just squirt them with hand sanitizer.

Heh. Ditch weed.

Who told you that!?

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Make the runs for the border.

I'm old, and I can remember being in college when Hardee's would actually run promotional specials where their burgers were 25 cents each.

So many were lost in the Battle of the Five Guys.

And so Demolition Man once again proves to be an accurate document of the future.

I was going to joke "Sriracha Vodka," but even without looking it up, I imagine that already exists.

No hangover with weed.

I hope somebody was fired for that blunder.

I go to Hook Burger once in a while. They serve booze.

He is very strongly associated with this news. He was alive in 2014.

He's dead and will never be alive again.

Turns out Laura Palmer was killed in a freak jet ski accident.

I didn't think the direction was the problem, but rather the editing.