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Gentle Herpes
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Greenery is so bucolic. Concentrates are the future.

They want an album but will settle for a single

That's hooper-duper!

He was basically in charge of the hoops.

Neither is that so-called "Tim Allen."

Totally egregious!

He's from Metaluna.

Ant-Man has no power over ice cream spilled on a baby diaper.

Professor Indifference fine-tunes his Shrug Beam.

He has the ability to easily phase-shift through a border fence.

Dude.

Heh. Propane.

Okay, but who wrote the Book of Love?

It's nice that these old dinosaur bands have a Senior Special hour performance.

Chicks and gay guys like clubs because dancing. If you're not trying to bone either of those kinds of people, it's pretty much a waste of time.

I hate it when some hepcat says I'm "blowing clams."

Chillax, homie.

That's really goosin' the moose!

Here comes the story of the Hurricane
The man the authorities came to blame…

Actually, the guy at the door determines that.