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Gentle Herpes
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Greenery is so bucolic. Concentrates are the future.

They want an album but will settle for a single

That's hooper-duper!

He was basically in charge of the hoops.

Neither is that so-called "Tim Allen."

Totally egregious!

He's from Metaluna.

Ant-Man has no power over ice cream spilled on a baby diaper.

Professor Indifference fine-tunes his Shrug Beam.

He has the ability to easily phase-shift through a border fence.

Dude.

Heh. Propane.

Okay, but who wrote the Book of Love?

It's nice that these old dinosaur bands have a Senior Special hour performance.

Chicks and gay guys like clubs because dancing. If you're not trying to bone either of those kinds of people, it's pretty much a waste of time.

I hate it when some hepcat says I'm "blowing clams."

Chillax, homie.

That's really goosin' the moose!

Here comes the story of the Hurricane
The man the authorities came to blameā€¦

Actually, the guy at the door determines that.