Earwig Man has the power of at least four earwigs.

Gollywoggles!

Oh, like only non-whites can talk gangsta, is that it?

He's an actor now. Like Jared Leto.

ZZ Top ruined Back to the Future III.

Thing is, Elvis Costello has been on Game of Thrones since the middle of Season 1, and nobody even noticed.

Stop spewing hate, start spewing love.

Was it Nicole Simpson?

It's bigger than the other islands. Not that the island itself is all that huge.

You can stick a needle into your eye
And eat a horse manure pie

He should sue AV Club for propagating such malicious rumors.

He's yellow, through and through.

I didn't do nuthin'.

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Well, your alternative is TV, so I guess it's a wash.

It was the Cheerleader gagged to death with a spoon in the Galleria.

Then… sure?

Hulu is more like TV. It's not really the best for movies.

Be excellent to each other.
Party on, dudes.

Gigolo Joe.