I thought that was Jude Law in A.I.

It's not easy being Eva Green.

Oh, they're no worse than any multi-billion dollar entertainment conglomerate that takes old properties and modifies them in ways that manage to ruin the charm of the originals AND shit on your childhood memories.

They're nothing but a couple of reactionary stereotypes confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle class eccentric, and I hate them!

Maybe I should stop calling my boss a clueless pimple stain, then.

Colin Ferrell?

I wish there was more of a direct correlation.

You gotta know where to look, but there's a store only in Disneyland where you can buy authentic, highly-collectible Mickey Shit. They're really chocolate covered raisins.

He kept clogging the drains in the company showers.

"It's not easy being a golden retriever…
Having to live each day, the color of a beaver…"

But… they did replace Henson.

He stole every Post-It pad he could get his mitts on.

Frog shit.

When Bob Hope died, his writers pretty much stayed with "he was difficult to work for," rather than, "he was a complete asshole who took credit for jokes he didn't write, and he treated us like garbage."

"Being caught once too often manipulating Kermit with his dick."

"Can he sing, 'It's not easy being GAY,' instead?"

"Instead of 'HI-ho," I think he should say, 'ho-HI!'"

"They ripped me from my mother because she lost her mind, and I was left in the company of the cruel darkness of ignorance and torture inhabited by garishly colored demons and their hideous, echoing shrieks of laughter."

It's not a big island. He should know who all the crooks are by now!

Too late. One shot. He blew it.