avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844--disqus
Gentle Herpes
avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844--disqus

I think it went on too long as it is.

A Few Good Men and a Baby

There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by putting him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine… DAME!

Learning deficiency-bo?

There were a bunch of fucking clowns.

He's in the live version of The Frighteners.

Everybody's gay now to one degree or another.

This timeline has been damaged and "repaired" many, many times since 1936. It's like a bad collage now.

Dumbo Meets Trumbo

Oh, yeah? Well, you're just being… … … "pugnacious!"

Circus is a live performance held on a circular stage. Circles. That's the key.

And Dark Shadows, whatever that movie was about.

Well, mice. The fucking cricket was unavailable.

HOGANNNNN!!

Daddy's Home But He's In the Shitter

You better go see it. You're apparently squarely in the target market.

You can't handle the tooth!

Well, if it was under oath it must be true.

I'm just gonna spray and hope for the best.

I don't see this guy's appeal AT ALL!