Sitting in Waldenbooks and reading all the gamer magazines and not buying anything?

It encourages me to think that I, too, could have something posted here with maybe, oh… fifteen minutes of goofing around on the computer.

At least it didn't have a Trump reference in it.

It wasn't even done that well.

Heh. Pointless.

Lick it!

Imitation masonite Wild West gun rack with the look of real wood.

It's not that we NEED to, it's that we WANT to!

Getting married at any age is a bad idea for men.

"Peter File! Paging Peter File."

How does one even go about starting a cult? Is there a pamphlet I can download?

If these young women want to be in a crazy cult, who am I to judge? Haven't we pointed enough fingers?

"Show us yer tits!"

And meets the President several times.

"I'm just here to show young guys that you can have women fighting over you and you don't even have to know how to read."

Bat and the world bats with you; spider and you spider alone.

Ballman

BatBaby — "Orkin killed my parents."

Is it Death Season again?

It will murder you.