That's how I feel about Broadway shows. I understand that they take the combined efforts of some incredibly talented people, but since I don't live in New York I consider it to be on the level of Civil War reenactments.

Dream Bowie found a diamond in the dirt
Dream Bowie got a cut that didn't hurt
Dream Bowie lives in a tree with an elf
Dream Bowie can be anyone but himself

Oh, did you?

I dropped an album in the toilet but I rinsed it off and it's good as new.

That explains why so many children drink beer.

That's my brand.

Was the solution, "listen?"

You don't know that… uh… man!

Oprah doesn't seem like the "doing it for free" type.

You can now store images in DNA.
http://www.latimes.com/scie…

Synchronicity is proof that we live in an artificial simulated existence.

He's no Kathy Griffin.

No longer a good reason in 2017.

They apparently have a lot of money.

You were just going to blow it up with a Black Cat anyway.

That Babylon 5 Monopoly set I found gave me the shits.

I'm just wondering why Trump wasn't mentioned.

Hey, if you give everybody all the food and shelter and medical care and drugs and sex that they want, they'll stop fighting.

You're not doing a lot to convince me.

Why do they have to be women?