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Gentle Herpes
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They did a great job with Cloud Atlas!

I can barely see as it is.

Fucking Mormons.

I assume that because he's there at the end, he gets found.

I'm going to open up a new bar called "A Drinkle In Time." Happy hour lasts 1,000 years.

"For every solution we find, we create four more problems."

Just shows you that skills and experience are the most important when you're looking for work.

I also assume that freezing a person within a massive magnetic field so their component particles don't drift around too much during the initial scan would probably take the power of a collapsed neutron star or something.

I don't have that kind of time.

I brought these atoms from home!

Can I make eight more of me? I got a softball game this weekend.

I heard he showed his photon dick to his lab assistant.

"Here's your video phone. Oh, by the way, it'll probably give you cancer, and making the batteries is pretty much destroying the rainforests."

Eh, whadda ya gonna do? I suppose our military has always just been a tool for the rich elite to protect their economic interests. The Moon program was just a propaganda event, and only possible because of the advances in rocketry and computer development pushed forward by dropping bombs and rockets accurately on

WHOO WHOO WHOOP DEE FRICKIN DOO I'M GOIN TO VULCAN!

It also requires that you first need to go to where you want to go, and either build a receiver or take one with you. But getting there in the first place… hoo, boy.

The robots will have taken over by then.

I… ah… think that maybe, maybe it's… ah… curious? To… ah… say the least.

Science = 1) giving us lots of cool future stuff to think about, and 2) explaining why all that cool stuff is ridiculously implausible or downright impossible.

Also, when using your blaster in a firefight, don't just hold it steady, sweep it across where your enemies are standing. It decreases the power, but they're still gonna get a nasty burn / slice.