What the fuck.

I think we need a "hee hee" after that line. What do you think, Quincy?

Everybody in Van Halen got songwriting credit. And you know that Alex didn't contribute jack shit.

And the furniture.

Literal humor is funny for like, six seconds.

These piece of shit shows that keep getting renewed gives me hope that the piece of shit show that I'm unofficially associated with might get picked up for many seasons.

Black people problems.

Sidney Goldberg?

She hot.

Makes no difference if you're black or white
As long as you get the green

Harry Potter and the Sandwich from Space

Like pussy.

One is cannabis.

Prove it.

Fortunately it's only temporary.

That's life.
That's what the people say
Riding through the galaxy in April
Crashed down and carved into the shape of a sandwich in May

I suppose she was a better choice than Laurel Coppock.

Eh…

Maybe after I've had a few.

Yeah, I'm thinking you went for the bargain existential distractions.