Mandela Effect strikes again!

Pop Tarts
Sign 'O' the Burger King
Alpha-Bits Street

James was probably the third most successful Baldwin brother.

Let's not and say we did!

This Prince guy seems pretty talented, although I'm not sure exactly what brand of sexuality he's promoting.

Given the parameters, the number of combinations available is 4³.

STAY CALM
AND
FUCK NUGGETS

Only if you use it to buy things to distract yourself from the meaninglessness and pain of existence.

Patton tends to be a little verbose.

No story has a happy ending if it's played out all the way.

Cue Cumber Batch.

He's better looking than Tom Hanks ever was.

Is there any way to turn those off so my phone doesn't beep for five minutes?

The hollow tree burned down due to faulty cookie ovens and several elves were treated for smoke inhalation.

You might have known him as simply your brother, "Benny."

Love… exciting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you!

“For she had eyes and chose… (FART)."

Just like your mom!

Nothin' funnier than diversity!

It's only illegal if you get caught.