Yup. That guy looks like a Russian lawyer, all right.

wtf is starz lol
— B. Franklin

What kind of shit? It would help me answer your question if you could be more specific.

We're having a bit of an outrage shortage at the moment. An outrage brown out, if you will.

Feels like he's jockeying for a Cabinet position.

You don't remember them saying "karokay" wrong.

His Psychology Today interview should be standard reading in high schools.

Yer like a fucking Nostra Dumb Ass!

Can't a man get a good silk wrap without being judged?

I read a story once about why so many donut shop owners are Cambodian.

It was only following hors d'oeuvres.

What's a "book?"

I guess you deserve it.

How hard could it be to get him to say something racist?

"I knew this was coming ever since people started using amphorae."
— Ampersand

That's a pretty big margin for error.

Cocaine?

Well, he's no Dominicus Gundissalinus, cha-cha!

If your genocide was forgotten, then it was either a failure or a complete success!

♪♫ Woke up this moanin'
(DUH NUNNA NUH NUH)
Found out I was a Jew
(DUH NUNNA NUH NUH)
So 'long with ever'body else
(DUH NUNNA NUH NUH)
I started hating myself too! ♪♫