He's like an American Jackie Chan, but without the charm!

Marisa Tomei
Marisa Tomei
Emergency!
Come right away!

"Moe used to beat the shit out of me."
— Larry Fine

He's also very wealthy.

Not only is he perfect because he's black, but he is also going to dress all uptight and shit with starched collars and seersucker suits.

I'm not reading anything.

Punch up!

They both shit in the woods.

♪♫ Doop deep doop deep doodle-deedle doop deep!♪♫

She seems nice, but I don't think she would want to have sex with you, since she doesn't really even know you.

Most non-slapstick comedies are played straight by the actors and can be seen as horror or thriller movies. A lot depends on the music setting the tone.

They still run into other movies unexpectedly.

The more people involved, the blander everything becomes.

Get back to work!

Bad Clams.

This looks dreadful.

Do the Bartman!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

See, where I was born and raised, very few people looked like that.

It's not a joke about Chaffetz specifically. It's more about how so many of our prominent public figures seem to have something they're hiding and how it nearly always comes to light, ruining whatever positive image we've had of them (if any).