I've had gout in my foot that hurts like a motherfucker. I would quit Congress because of it, if it got bad enough.

Somebody tweets Paul Simon's phone number.

Thermionic!

Agate what you're saying.

Needs more dragon blood.

That's how they role.

I'm not sure anybody does. You have the "real" cost of a procedure, which includes the charges for the various doctors, the facility, the medicine, and so on, which is jacked way up for the insurance company. Then you have the negotiated rate the insurance company pays. Then you have the "co-pay." Then you have…

There's no study that proves it. It's just another marketing gimmick.

I met him at an Emmy party a couple of years ago. He seems like an okay guy, and he does good voice work, so he keeps working steadily. Good for him.

Now, now…

Seth MacFarlane's younger, dumber brother.

They can't all be gems.

You can't keep them away from the slime burgers!

According to the psychiatrist, he was always that way.

My production facilities are limited.

"F" is for the AV Club rating.

As with your DC turning into rubble statement, it would have happened either way.

More money, less work. I think that's a bipartisan goal.

On the left, all you have to do is be a particular type of person and you get free money.

But we at least know when the votes stop.