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Gentle Herpes
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All they need to do is look at the Democrats and they'll have an answer.

See, this one actually does have some pop-culture relevance, because he has trading cards and an action figure.

Liberals suck!

He's obviously in prison, and then Billy Bob Thornton and Lauren Graham move in.

What if I don't?

The To-Do List wasn't horrible, although as I've said before a lot of that has to do with strong secondary characters (Connie Britton is so funny), just like Safety Not Guaranteed is about Jake Johnson.

I thought it was earlier.

I'm still not sure why a good number of angry old people in the world don't just go nuts and decide to take everybody who they consider evil out with them. Suicide bombing makes even more sense when you're going to die soon, anyway.

My older brother forced me away from the table as a kid because he would eat fried eggs by biting into the egg, putting a piece of toast on his tongue, and then rolling the egg onto the toast while it was in his mouth.

That's non-canonical.

Yeah! Get it right!

That's my signature "Gentle Herpes Jizz." The kids love it!

Just like that Batman movie was an adaptation of that Batman cartoon episode with Scarecrow.

She is getting a lot of work. However, her husband is a director and they know a lot of people, and that's how you get work in Hollywood.

Well, if there wasn't such a pervasive macho "any man who wears a Gak mask is a pussy," attitude in the mines, it could have been prevented.

Bub's Daddy

They should make an airplane out of the slime, then!

Thumbs up.

It's worse than Agent Orange.

It all comes out the same. Unless you eat beets.