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Gentle Herpes
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She was that Russian guy with the whip's girlfriend in that one movie, and she has lovely breasts.

"We have plans to make him actually fly, and we're going to give him another head, because that curiously came up several focus groups."

Lately, for some reason, I've started to look at people's faces and heads to see how big they are. Look at how small RDJ's head looks. And those glasses aren't helping.

Wookiee shit.

I have these strange, semi-transparent, pulsating sacs of black and yellow fluid growing under my arms.

Oh, you're one of those stubborn anti-radioactive spider venom vaxxers, huh?

The Ephemerally Gorgeous Spider-Man

He fucked Spider-Man's mom, whoever the hell she was.

He's in the top five of highest paid entertainers.

Nice photo. This is what those people look like.

It doesn't leave me hanging.

It's "three-peat!"

"Some?"

I never conjured up enough interest to see them.

Well, not auto-erotic asphyxiation.

That face was covered with 13 eyeballs! It had to be smashed.

I always thought that was implied.

He looks like he smells bad.

True. Plenty of new movies to make, plenty of old movies to remake.

If you like it, don't get too far behind. I've personally specifically avoided shows with more than a couple seasons just because I don't want to have to grind through the previous episodes just to catch up.