Habit. If you didn't, then you'd have to find some other way to get through all those tedious hours of crawling slowly towards the grave.

Agreed. Costumes are okay if it's in a comic book and you're nine years old.

If getting superpowers only turns you into a big downer, then I'll skip it.

Well, that's what I've said, but there are a bunch of liberal pantywaists out there who feel that all life is sacred or some such bullshit, as if we're not all just temporarily mobile worm food.

He pissed it away on piss.

Some people never grow up.

Corey Haim only had a younger half-brother.

It seems unnecessarily gritty.

The carpet matches the drapes.

Movie Maker Regrets Not Making More Money with Another Movie

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super duper!

They don't look happy.

Jack shit.

Too late to watch it now, I guess.

Get Seth MacFarlane on the phone!

It takes time to develop strong characters.

She's stuffing a Stone Temple Pilots CD into her pants!

They're not.

Whatever dumb kids from the 90s thought was cool.

Where the fuck is my beautiful wife?