Does your mom recognize them?

Delete it.

It's all kind of running together.

Those Chinese love their dogs!

U.S. Army wins war because of scantily clad woman.

Ruh-roh!

My guess is $609.9 million and one dollars!

This show was real shih-tzu.

Creator of video kills himself.

They'll fix it in post.

Yeah no shit!

Why should they work harder to please such a small percentage of their audience?

Rich Corinthian leather.

Vagina Woman and Snatch Chick!

"Can't you chew with your mouth closed?"
"Not until I put something in it."
"What did you say?"

Big whoop.

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

From Buffy?

What's a Tim Conway?

Alex Trebek narrates the bus ride up to Hearst Castle.