Then he died from asphyxiation.

Weyland-Wutangi

I think that's where I got the idea!

Invented by Batman.

Not a tremendous fan of too much CGI, but I was thinking the other day that they should take those shitty animated Star Trek shows and redo and improve them with some decent CGI. I would be interested to see how they turned out.

The male apes are all covered with bad tattoos.

This qualifies as a fetish for you. FYI

"Homunculus" has gone out of style.

I can see it.

You know they show ape porn to zoo apes to show them how to do it, since many are raised in zoos from birth and never have a chance to see actual wild apes going at it.

Looks more like somebody washed Matthew Perry in hot water.

It was either this or another fucking documentary.

That's a pretty fancy word for "big dick."

The very same.

That smacks of effort.

Little people are nearly always fucked up internally, to start.

He's so good, he could play Air Bud.

Yeah. Unless you want to outrage about it.

So is The To-Do List, although it's mostly Bill Hader.

Cringe humor is so 2012.