Well, that and money.

Sunscreen causes cancer. Look at the statistics. Skin cancer rates have skyrocketed since the introduction of sunscreen, since it still allows UV rays to get in your cells for a longer period of time and fuck them up. Your body burns for a reason. To get you out of the goddamned sun.

Good shoes are a priority with me.

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends

Be happy.
Smoke dabby.

Put it on my tab.

"Hmmm… I'm not sure what this playing card is supposed to represent."

It was me all along?

MUSEAU DE CHIEN!

Many people waste a lot of time writing books.

All dongs, no dings.

Michael Shanks better damn be in it.

I guess if you hang out at Gold's Gym.

Or dead.

I can post like 100 witty comments!

"Hopes?" Shouldn't the telepath be able to tell them if they're on the right path?

Fat and happy.

Since this post is near the 1600 posts mark, it is very important and you should read it carefully.

And syphilis.

You didn't miss nuthin.