"Depp" actually means "sad" in Portuguese.

"It's funnier because it's all ad-libbed!"
— Neil Simon

I had enough nuns yell at me in grade school, thank you.

I planaria to eat one later!

Campbell's has a chunky soup like that I kid you not.

Overcooked.

Migraines.

It's the end of the thread as we know it.

Einstein proved this.

Starring Hong McQueen.

Crazy Puerto Rican friend is the brunette.

Olivia d'Abo

*Harrison Ford nods*

Yeah. OLD!

Movie Maker Would Like to Get Paid to Make More Movies

She's been starring as the crazy killer nurse in Corpus Cristi on the Shablammo Channel for four years.

Thank goodness. There hasn't been a Dwayne Johnson movie in a couple of weeks!

AV Club is now advertising hamburgers?

I know. She's so hot!

So, no.