Did you see it in the 80s? Jesus Christ it was horrible.

Exactly.

No, it isn't, because he's white.

I notice you have no sense of humor. Are you sure you're in the right place?

Well, he is certainly the current darling of the New York theater crowd, but he's no Minions.

Forgot all about this.

I don't recall a dumb bus jump in those. Most people never even watch those movies all the way through, despite their "greatness." It's a paradox. People will watch a crap movie multiple times, but a great movie is often too emotionally powerful to watch more than once or twice.

What do you care, as long as somebody pays?

Two hands, then a pat on the back of the shoulder.
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Those early rockers were a bunch of incestuous pedophiles, so he's got stiff competition.

Fucking megalithic corporations screwing the little guy again.

Everybody gets a Participation Trophy (aka induction into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame).

This kind of thing is something for which the Greek Gods could very easily be responsible. They are a capricious bunch, and are sometimes the best explanation for shit going haywire in reality.

This Weird Artificial Intelligence will rule us all.

I like her better in hot pants.

Nothing but suppositories.

There are actually fan clubs that go out periodically and clean the filthy scum, blood, semen and human fetal remains found on the streets of Hollywood from the stars of their favorite entertainers.

about space!

Give the past the slip!

Kathy Griffin is learning the guitar.