"You're gonna have to wait here while we check this out."

Any idiot can play the guitar. I know that because I am really good at it.

Well, I'm glad he'll finally get the beatings… uh, mental health treatment… he deserves.

It's a dandy day brightener!

Up to a point.

You're smarter than the average Burl.

Thanks for the insight on a movie nearly a quarter century old.

It had a happy ending, at least.

Racism!

All the way down the alphabet.

Weird Al is hardly white.

So he finally decided to pony up the cash and buy a star. Good for him. I hope it's near Lucho Gatica.

I don't care if they're from E3 or not.

A recorder has an angled stop near the mouthpiece, and when you blow into it it creates a scalar standing wave vibration that moves through the body creating sound. By opening or closing the holes, you essentially shorten or lengthen the pipe, raising or lowering the frequency of the vibration.

People are rather large, filthy animals.

Fair, fair. What is "fair?"

And the Chinese AV Club just encourages them.

Who fucking knows?

Zucchini keep your trap shut.

Yeah, yeah, but a recorder doesn't have a reed, and it toots just fine. Answer me that, science!