Stealing vintage sodas? What are you, some kind of Tab Hunter?

I tend to believe that anything consisting of a filling enclosed in or held by any kind of leavened or unleavened bread is a sandwich. However, Wikipedia tells me that Australians narrow that bread requirement significantly by saying that for it to be a sandwich it MUST be made with bread sliced from a larger loaf.…

He had to go to Tennessee to find his Rocky Top.

He's Vancouver's Michael Cera.

Tom Haverford's End of the World Party from Parks and Rec. Bouncy castles, a Bengal tiger, a wall of Schrimp Cocktails, baccarat, a drumline, a room so exclusive no one is allowed in and DJ Bluntz on the turntables. In the morning, not only did you survive Zorp the Surveyor's fiery wrath but you got a bow on your car…

I actually auditioned for the pizza place on that. True story: I'm actually a sentient wood fired pizza oven.

Well, so was ex-British spy John Patrick Mason, but he and Stanley Goodspeed still went there and stopped Brig. General Francis X. Hummel from deploying all that never gas, man!

if "test" = "no"
set thingiamrappingto = "the beat"

The Law of Fives is never wrong!!!

The villain of the show? That evil Kangaroo, Timey Downsport.

Best unlikely animal friendship video (a genre I've spent many hours on happy crying my through Youtube videos): Tarra the Elephant and Bella the Dog. Tarra waited outside the doggy hospital for Bella!

Don't tell Dick Purcell he can't stop the Scarab and his evil vibration machine!

Lois interviewing Superman in that first Reeve's movie is my pick for all time favorite superhero movie scene. It's absolutely perfect and totally charming. "I like pink very much, Lois."

Ray Stevenson blowing up that parkour crew is the highlight of that insane jewel of a movie. Bernthal's punisher is fine but is more Travis Bickle than Frank Castle, Lundgren's is a great 80's action movie character and that movie is better than people remember, Jane's was better than both but weighed down by a…

Just the same show but all the actors are replaced with Geodesic domes?

"Hey Log Lady….is that log made out of…." *looks around wildly* "…wood?"

The best hamburger I've ever had was at this little cafe place in my hometown and it was an olive burger that worked on exactly the same principle. They diced olives up into the patty and when they cooked it the sugar creates this salty wonderful flavor and moisture trapping sear of deliciousness. They put it on a…

Dung futures are a pretty shitty investment.

Supernatural Season 14

They also insist on being called Hank Rearden in bed and are unable to achieve sexual climax without someone quoting Milton Friedman.