A guy gave me a Short Shrift once. It's pretty much just an upside down Belgian Handshake. Best relationship I ever had. Still miss him.

See, I thought the party was a setup by the Fillmore Graves crew to kill major. Like, get him somewhere surrounded by zombies and than take him out so the idea that there's a cure doesn't spread. I was waiting for all the zombie buddies to turn on him because that whole scene was coded as dangerous.

House of (Ex)-Cards Second Basemen

Who's the Girlboss?

Simple. If they win regionals then it's straight on to sectionals and then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals, then regional-semis, then national lower-zone semis.

Didn't we already get a 10 minute R rated Scooby Doo right in the middle of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? I seem to remember chuckling at that. But, and I must insist, it was only a chuckle. Not a laugh. Not a giggle. Not a guffaw. Just a humble chuckle.

That her and the sharks and the guys on the boat actually were playing out across multiple timelines and that she was the shark's mother this whole time and then everyone cries?!!?!?!?

For desert, sure. But, have some dinner first. Maybe some CornMac and Cheese McCarthy, a bleak pasta that will have you questioning the basic decency of humanity.

Alot of people don't know this but Wayne is actually a corruption of the Mesopotamian word for Annunaki. You see the Waynes are Babylonian shapeshifters who practice chaos magic and are in LEAGUE WITH THE VENUSIANS TO KEEP THE NORDIC ALIENS AND THE PLAEDIANS FROM ACTIVATING OUR THIRD EYE AND ALLOWING THE HUMAN RACE TO…

They should pull an Indiana Jones here and say that Krazy-8 says he got that nickname because he's Krazy but he we find out he really got it because of his part time job selling kids clothes.

Donald Trump has a face like a flower!

"Today, I'm proud to announce our plan to finally repeal and replace failing Obamacare. Sick people will now compete in a no holds barred fight to the death. Losers do not get medical care. KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!"

It's time for General Hospital (You Can't Afford Because Trumpcare Killed Medicare).

Or Charles Bronson in Charge.

Today's Spontaneanation with Kristian Brrun in the Labyrinth is one of the most delightful hours I've ever heard. It's gotta be in the Spont classics list with Parking Garage and Savannah, Georgia. Bruun is so game on podcasts, I"m always delighted to see him show up on guest lists.

Now I can actually be the one knocking!!!

My name is Parmesandias, cheese of cheeses:
Look on my works, ye Melty, and despair!

I'm sure tons of people will mention Darmok downthread, so I'll go with my other favorite that no one ever mentions, "A Little Piece of the Action." When I see that episode show up on TV, I feel like I hit a real royal Fizbin.

Freunlaven!

There's the sweet stuff I was looking for.