Comment section? Submarine! Have I told you the imagination is a dying animal?

Comment section? Submarine! Have I told you the imagination is a dying animal?

I refreshed the page and all the upvotes went away on the page. I think it's beginning.

I refreshed the page and all the upvotes went away on the page. I think it's beginning.

We thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But we were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.

We thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But we were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.

The old Parks and Rec reviews had some of the best and most dedicated gimmick accounts anywhere, especially Ben Wyatt's Fan Fiction. Whoever took the time to that every week, I salute you.

My favorite end of year tradition is the Year in Band Name's list, though I think '07 might have been the best. Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine has stuck with me ever since. And Neil Diamon Phillips. And Gay Witch Abortion.

"Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl that I am having sex with and this is my other brother Darryl that I am also having sex with."

A much darker season 2? Is the Demogorgon coming back to force the kids to switch to Kinja?

That's why no one else stood up with me at that baseball game! They don't teach kids about the wave?!?! What's next? Not teaching them about passing beachballs around the stands?

Steven Mnuchin and Elaine Chao did it live on camera right after Trump left a tasty, racist package for them at his alt-right endorsement Press Conference.

"I have got a great, beautiful wonderful new commenting system for you."

Reddit is like 1/3 racism, 1/3 cat photos, 1/3 Supernatural slash fic. If someone wrote a short story where the Winchesters married each other, became Proud Boys and started a Cat sanctuary, I think reddit would implode on itself.

"Cats! It's all about Cats!" - Alf

You know what really I find upsetting, is the casually dismissive and condescending way the interactions with the commentariat have been handled. Ernie was a big part of that, sure, but, hell, just look at the tone of this article.

I only regret that I have but one comment to type for my AVCLUB.

Who runs Kinjatown?!?!

"Hello, Gore Verbinski. I'm interested in buying old sets from your Pirates of the Caribbean movies for my kitchen cabinets. Can they come predistressed and also slightly off center when hung? Great! Here's one hundred thousand dollars."

Spoilers: The moon comes between the earth and the sun.