This is how I would accept Hugh Jackman, as well.

Nobody sits like this Huck sits.
You suck, Huck.
The Huck just sits and is.
You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

You don't even want to know what's happening in the basement of the Great British Bake-Off.

Waiting for GoDomino.

This is going to sound awful, but I love a grilled cheese sandwhich with Velveeta cheese and Peanut Butter. It's delicious.

Life is Beau-Toy-Ful?

My favorite deli is called Martha's.

The bakers up there are mean. Everyone is so much cruller in Canada.

"Hi, Mr Hooper. Do you know anything about my cloaca? It sure is acting weird!"

Paul Ryan seems like if he weren't in Congress he'd be biding his time as Principal of Sunnydale High School while waiting to complete his ascension.

I guess most of the budget goes to hiding those giant gold SKATE letters around town for viewers to find.

Arby's - It's like the Room, but you eat it. Taste the Wiseau!

They're all good instagrams, hutch.

It's one of the reasons I appreciate the We Rate Dogs Twitter account for all my dog rating needs. His policy on photo attribution and asking for permission or only using directly submitted photos for posts is pretty stellar.

I think when someone admits to sexually assaulting women, making fun of their tiny hands is not only appropriate, it's explicative.

Former pornographic film actor, Donald Trump, has spent the last year bragging about committing sexual assault, threatening to destroy any chance we have as a planet to ameliorate the effects of climate change and trying to enact and enacting bigoted policies that discriminate against, so far, trans people, Muslims,…

My mom and older sister were obssessed with Days from the late 80's to the mid 90's and I got sucked in around the time John Black was still Roman and Roman was being held captive in Stefano's mountain prison and no one knew he was a live. You had that whole thing and Jack and Jenn and I think Billie was there. That…

I just find every single person on that show to have problematic teeth. It's like they're all wearing fake beauty pageant teeth.

Yeah. What, am I 8 again and my dad is yelling at me to move to the left because I'm blocking the tv and there is a new episode of Empty Nest on?

Hey, what better way than to ruin the real joy of the AVCLUB than to minimize the best part of it, a funny and thoughtful and energetic comments section.