The English Disease is what we call Nigel Farage.

Parker Posey Pox?

The Horse Picture Avatar Council votes Neigh on this pun thread. Whinny shows up, can you all let Tea and Seabiscuits know?

Repent of your sins. For your penance, go and say #SixHailMarysAndAMovie

I thought they were remaking the movie where the government turns Mario's family into food.

I think Sessions looks more like one of those hobbits who live in some Southfarthing city like Longbottom and still flies Sharkey's battle flag outside his hobbit hole. Whenever some Buckland Took or Brandybuck from the Bywater call him out for flying the flag of a genocidal regime, he decries political correctness,…

A robot named Adam West?

That movie was such a turd. A lot of that begins and ends with Crowe's dismal Javert. Dismal. Seriously, Stars is the best song in the show and Crowe failed bigly. But, also Hooper seemed to want to be realistic and Tim Burton-esque at the same time which gave the movie have this weird faux griminess, like a clown…

They like Trump so that can't be a requirement, just a preference.

Uncle Mitch?

Too Soft Too Sensual.

I just want one sequel to be about the Rock and Vin Diesel's shared animal costume and bondage fetishes. It's called To Fasten Two Furries.

I think Alex is just happy to be able to be her true self for the first time in her life. A little giggliness isn't that crazy. And, it's not like they've de-badassed Alex. She was a human fighting White Martians in the DEO base a couple weeks ago.

If this was about a Predator that hunted kids, it would probably take place at CPAC instead of Christmas.

I love Spontaneanation in large part because of how engaged an interviewer PFT is. It was evident on Speakeasy as well. He's very present in those conversations with the guests and the improvisers. I love the improv portions as well, but if there was a show called "Casual Conversations" with PFT just chatting it up…

Ultraviolet is the single worst movie I've ever sat through at the theater and I'm delighted to see the guys take it on. It's seriously terrible. There's a little boy who lives in a backpack and metroid men.

Totally understandable. But, think about the last time you changed jobs. Almost every work place has it's own lingo that can be close to incomprehensible for someone outside that peer group. Systems, processes, tools. These things get unique names and nicknames within an isolated group. Think about how quickly you…

Pounded in the Butt by Journalistic Integrity: The new novel from Chuck Tingle.

Yeah. Of all the crazy stuff in this zombie apocalypse show, the one thing that I find least believable is that there's a shortage of guns and ammo to be scavenged in the American south.

I actually don't think it's as big a stretch as you'd think. Their grammar remained relatively intact and their words were still distinctly English words. Some of their jargon changed like "up-up-up", but that can easily be explained either by the way social groups take behavioral and linguistic cues from their…