Barley?!?! The most godless of cereal grains!?!?!

You remember when they replaced Caligula Classic with New Caligula?

I read that sentence too quickly the first time and misread "teachers" as "testicles" and the sentence still made sense to me. If anyone has suicidal testicles, it's Donald Trump.

I assume this is some sort of reference to the Parliament Funkadelic song, "Chocolate City."

A compliant about the complaint box? Delicious.

I kind of have a theory involving the new black canary (Dinah Drake), Laurel's mom (Dinah Lance nee Drake), the fact that they look vaguely similar, and the fact that Time Travel exists in this universe via the Legends. If I'm right, that would mean that this moment is the first time Laurel's mom met Quentin Lance but…

Not for bartering, really, but in Albania 15 years ago or so there was a real social nature to cigarette smoking. Putting a pack on the table at a bar or at dinner meant anyone was welcome to one and was considered courteous. So, even if you didn't smoke it wasn't a bad idea to keep a pack on you as a social thing and…

These were the phones the Peace Corps used in the early 2000's. Their battery life was pretty great and you couldn't break the things. These phones, Nalgene water bottles and Karelia Slim 100 cigarettes were in pretty much everyone's backpacks back then.

On Jezebel, they once called him "An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back" which to me sounded like the plot of a movie co-written by Pixar and Bruce Springsteen.

Jeffrey Jones is a registered sex offender and he's in Howard the Duck. AND, he's still a better human being than Piers Morgan.

I just realized when after I typed that I have no idea what Rick Ross looks like. I'm pretty sure I was thinking of Toby Huss.

I hear there's a file someone kept about that curse. It's called the DeVossier.

And for Busty RickRoss.

I thought Breitbart was founded by roller skating gargoyles after they smashed each other's heads in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large, gold, brick.

When are we finally going to start using Tune-Meters like the rest of the world?

I think it should be lunch time at the Oval Office and Trump/Baldwin asks Rosie/Bannon for lunch. Rosie/Bannon offers him a PBJ and some celery sticks, but Trump/Baldwin pouts so Rosie/Bannon breastfeeds him. The rest of the sketch is Bannon running the White House while Trump nurses.

There's no way boner pills won't still be covered by whatever they kill the ACA with. They will definitely find a way to take care of their boners.

I thought they were going to run into Brian Pieces an Jack Sjunior from the Lumberyard where Brian takes care of the trees and Jack takes care of the lions share of the hiring and firing.

Our national realization that Trump is basically Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure is complete!

If it didn't happen, then it did happen and it was covered up. But, if it did happen, it was a black flag op using crisis actors. That means it didn't happen. But, if it didn't happen, then it did happen and it was covered up. But, if it did happen, it was a black flag op using crisis ac…