I always associate Steak 'n Shake with grease soaked burger buns and the tiniest fries. They are so tiny.

I wanna be in the Room 101 where it happens!

Hopefully they won't ban my Thunder In Paradise fan subreddit, CarolAltRightInMyHeart.

…festering carbon tub of curdled feces and pookah shells! This week on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives!

Is this a reference to PM Dawn's the Bliss Album B-Side track: When It's Raining Cats and Dogs?

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And it is in the humble opinion of this commenter that this is not "Something That Will Happen." This cannot be "One of Those Things… " This, please, cannot be that.

Who, with alacrity, absconded with an assorted amalgam of Alexander's antiquities?

I had just come back from my Peace Corps deployment when Garden State came out and something about the feeling of not being home when you're home really struck a chord with me. 2004 Hagbard really dug this movie. I haven't seen it in a decade and have no clue how older, wiser Hagbard would see it. I recognize the…

He has to have some kind of sartorial affectation…like, instead of a hat, can he be like, a guy with crazy socks…or he's always wearing gloves! Handle with Care! This shit sells itself. Let's get some more cocaine!

Sit, Ubu, Sit.

So, you're saying no one should read your comments, Buzz' feed, which is like Breitbart for Teenage Girls, because I was agreeing with you when you said,

I agree. What she, Kellyanne Conway, was calling a lie (Trump's PeePee Party), was true.

Fake screen name? What are you talking about? I'm a talking horse named Hagbard Selina Kyle. My dad was a dolphin and my mother was Catwoman. I love oats, long trots on the beach with other horses, and the music of Frank Stallone. I don't know why that's so hard to believe.

Man. When did Petitioning the Government for Redress of Grievances become a terroristic (sic) threat? Especially from a dude who, I guarantee, has a Gadsden Flag/Gadsden Flag bumper sticker somewhere nearby. It's like he skipped all the Amendments but the second one. Dude has a weird Disqus history, too. He seems only…

I like the idea of calling up his various business and buildings to petition the government if the government won't answer. Keeping the Mar-a-Lago reservation line busy 24 hours a day seems like a delightful way to annoy President Twitler.

That first movie has a great car chase, some good action scenes, Tom Cruise being a straight up asshole the whole time, Werner Herzog and a truly creepy, silent first 8 minutes or so. It's a good, solid action movie and weirder than people think. Even Jai Courtney couldn't ruin that movie. The second one is a dumpster…

Wait, should I change my water filter?

It has lots of people I like in it. Claudia O'Doherty is, as always, a delight. I think I sort of medium like it. Like, I won't not watch it. It's like the Bones of peak TV streaming shows starring comedy writers. I medium like it.

Sure, he punched a guy, but that guy was a nazi. Doesn't that make them Even Stevens?