I thought she looked like she was cosplaying a Pan Am Flight Attendant taking people to DC for the Bicentennial.

I dunno. Confession, I'm seeing this this weekend. Not because I want to, but because my mom does and she rarely wants to see movies about anything. I'm really dreading this, but I wonder how many people are in the same boat as me: the taking an older parent who doesn't get out that often anymore demographic.

Someone call that triple x parody guy because I would love to see Boston Pubic: the Movie.

"Show me your snowflake and I'll show you my participation trophy!"

This is the exact same reason my cousin gave when I asked him why he would vote for Donald Trump. To be fair, my cousin is an enormous, Texas sized asshole.

Or prevent one! I hear Dippin' Dots is the what Putin and Trump call it when they take off their shirts and push their nip nips together. You probably don't want to know what Starbursting means.

There are a lot of similarities. Luthor/Ozzy smartest man in the world. Manhattan/Supes are the destabilizing super powered force. Rorschach & NiteOwl/Batman are the unpowered moral absolutist vigilantes. Luthor/Ozzy have similar plans using black flag ops and tech related to Manhattan/Supes to sow distrust. I guess…

You've seen This Ain't Sarah Palin's Alaska: A Triple X Parody, too?

Though I enjoy American Idiot and Hail to the Thief, I always thought the Thermals album The Body, The Blood, The Machine was the best punk response to the GWB administration. It's short, it's nasty, it's funny. And, Here's Your Future is looking eerily prescient at this point.

When I was 8 or so, my cousin burned off one of his eyebrows when we started a fire in a garbage can thinking that we could melt my moms butter knives down and forge ninja weapons.

They're good cops, Bryant!

Well, not with that attitude, it doesn't.

I'd take a Nature Trail to Hell to spend One More Minute with this compilation.

The Canadian Special Forces cross the boarder to save all the Daves they know and any Terriers they see?

And, they don't serve that many people; two Dafoe at most.

And why is there a different Nelson played by Hal Sparks?

It's like an SAT question.

Is she that toothy girl from Mystic PIzza?

A Hot Toddys sans tea is no Hot Toddy, sir. I said good day! And, after much effort researching proper booze/tea combos, I've discovered the perfect recipe is:

An interview about Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens because that is one of the most amazing things on television right now.