He looks exactly like Fat Schmidt from New Girl.

It's that thing where Patrick Warburton dresses up in a Halloween costume and hands out Arby's.

Dan Cortese.

Is that one blonde Dave Coulier?

I don't understand leather manufacturing, but I always thought Tanning Chatum sounded like a step in that process.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Juggalocci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Juggalocci.”

On June 3, 1995 as the second movie on that Saturday's episode of USA Up All Night hosted by Rhonda Shear. It starred Michael Dudikoff and aired right after the Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie.

I did not see your "25 years ago" part! I apologize. The tour I saw was around 05, I think. Maybe 04.

Was that the touring company with Sebastian Bach as JC and everything Rent-ified by 45% or so because, while Anderson was awesome to see, everything about that production was rage-inducingly awful.

We've chosen the easy worship of the symbols of American identity over the more difficult task of the fulfillment of the American promise. It lets people feel patriotic without any of the work.

Do you mean The People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front? Bunch of splitters!

This makes me feel both raw and delirious.

See, 12 year old me wasn't as bothered by the monsters as he was by the idea of forgetting as you grow up. And, now, 36 year old me thinks the about last line of the book, the one about almost remembering, and realizes how sad and terrifying and incisive that idea really is. The subtitle of the book could almost be…

Life of the Party?!?! A movie about Danny Mahoney? Dial 1-800-COME-ON-NOW!

Ron's occasional unbridled joy over things like puzzles or seeing "Christian Becksvoort, the modern master of shaker style" in person was always delightful.

Mine are "Stop. Pooping." and "Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?"

I have to disagree with this. The conflict between Leslie and Ron played out through half a season, was built on motivations that made sense for both characters and then resolved itself with "Ron and Leslie" which was one of the best episodes Parks ever did. Say what you will about the later seasons of Parks (…

I thought Wolverine only listened to Adam Ant…ium.

I liked the early years when they would hunt monsters with Fibber McGee and Molly.

IFC got a little stabby.