"Hey, Groucho, can you show me how to French Urkel?"

Just go ahead, now.

♪ Ollie, pull back your bow
And let your Arrow flow
Straight though the villain's heart
For me. ♪

You must have had a killer virus in your Drive Bee. Bless the Lloyd, I still love the Stupids and I'm, ostensibly, an adult.

You say Love Fool and my first thought is Jim singing it to Karen on the Office with Andy Bernard joining in. Revenge for the squeaky chair swap.

Would the top of this list just be any Slow Tempo, Minor Key version of a popular song used to make a trailer for a movie seem ominous?

You could toss in a half dozen other great movies in there since 1999 really was stacked with them.. Election, Iron Giant, Toy Story 2, Being John Malkovich, American Movie, Boys Don't Cry. Hell, I wouldn't argue with someone throwing Galaxy Quest in that list as well.

I feel like this:

I want that pill! Gimme that pill!

This is an amazing, optimistic book with a ton of heart and real humanity. Saroyan is a great writer who just doesn't get the attention he deserves. As someone who defaults to books as gifts, I've given this one on several occasions to friends and family who've experienced loss. Read The Human Comedy, Short Drive…

You see, Billy Mumphrey was a simple country boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of kindergarten diplomacy and International pattycake.

Libatards are what all the dancers wore in my shockingly left wing modern dance troupe, Hotsky to Trotsky.

Auntie Maim is a star on the Roller Derby circuit.

"We're gonna build a condom. It's gonna be hyuuuuuge. And, beleive me, you know who's gonna pay for it? Our ex-boyfriend, Chad!"

Where's the Beef?

The Aryan Values Club! The clues were there the whole darn time!

For the Destiel cosplayers to sing at the next convention:

#SixAVCLUBCommentsSectionInsideJokesAndAMovie!

It's easy to mistake him for other people. He looks like every guy that's every married a Duggar sister.

"In the last few years we've seen power concentrated into fewer and fewer Cylon hands. Why do the top Five Cylons have more power than the millions of other Cylons? It's the top one percent of the one percent of all Cylons and their friends in the big Cylon banks and on Cylon Wall Street that have all the power."