I was born in 1980 and don't feel like either group fits. I'm not John Cusack or Daniel Radcliffe. I'm not Molly Ringwald or Taylor Swift.

Best parts were some pretty keen observations about pet behavior and our relationships with them. But, the plot is pretty note for note Toy Story and most of the best jokes are in the trailer. But, hey, my niece had a good time which almost makes up for Kevin Hart.

Except that's not really a proper analogy. It would be like if Ford built something whose sole purpose is to crash into living rooms and then said, "Hey, it's not our fault these things are crashing into living rooms." Unless there's another primary use for a gun other than killing things that I'm unaware of. Can you…

Nilbog is AVCLUB spelled backward!

I would watch a Star Wars spin off set in the Naboo branch of Dundler Mifflin Space Paper, INC and Jim and Pam are both Wookies.

Hey, Chris Klein was in Election and then…well, his performance in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chu-Li inspired my all time favorite non-Ebert movie review insult:

"They weren't perfect, but their actions mattered. The little things mattered. Each individual life mattered." This. So much. It reminds me of something William Saroyan wrote once and what the vision of the police officer reminded me of:

The situation is a lot more nuanced than that.

Didn't that, SPOILER ALERT, actually happen in the first Jack Reacher? You thought it was going all the way to the top, but it didn't.

I thought Greer's sacrifice made total sense for his character. It may have been a pointless death but it wasn't meaningless to him. He, even more than Root, saw himself as the acolyte of an actual God. His discussions of Samaritan and The Machine were always religious in nature. And, his death would help usher in a…

Yes, but he's not too old to play a guy married to, say, the Middleman's Natalie Morales, who lives in the same apartment building as Peter and the couple has an adorable young son who likes Peter and looks up to Spiderman…hint hint.

Yes. Yes he did. And we all de-synchronized our Swatches in his honor.

Anyone else object to the description of Danny Pino as "Scandal's Danny Pino" and not "Law and Order SVU's Danny Pino"?

I wonder about the how the machine was able to create Team B. Finch's constraints on it seem to limit Relevant numbers to Northern Lights and Irrelevant Numbers to him. Is it through Thornhill, maybe? Or, has the machine been able to get around Harold's programming for a while now and hides that from him for fear of…

"Hey, you ever wonder what it would sound like if Al Pacino and Christopher Walken had met with Simon Bolivar in Colombia? I think it would go…a little…something…like this…"

Mallard Fillmore quacked me up. Honk honk.

What are two consecutive entries on an adult film stars CV?

Do you think her and Harry Anderson hang out still and they're both just super bitter that Larroquette is still getting work?

They should make one of the characters a commentor on whatever the Wizarding World's equivalent of the AV Club is and half the things he posts are references to Arrested (by Dementors) Development and (Magical) Community and complaints about later seasons of the Simpsons.

Now I want a follow up episode with Dame Sir Lord ALW debuting songs from Pugs.