It's less an impression and more a Brahms-esque Variations on a Theme.

So, right between the Promise and the Prize?

My wife loves to talk during sex. In fact, she called me from the hotel the other day to say she was having it…I tell ya.

Look at this from the perspective of the Trolley Problem. The Machine has been taught empathy from the beginning with Harold's "Save all the people" speech. I think the Machine would opt out of the choice between one person and five people and toss itself onto the track to stop the Trolley. Samaritan seems more likely…

For the life of me I can't figure out why some form of Frank Turner's English Curse hasn't been used by Game of Thrones, even if just over a trailer.

Who the hell says she's perfect? Democratic voter Jack P. Strawman?

It's the Spider-Man origin story: Peter Parker hated that wrestling promoter so much he stood aside and let the crazy haired thief rob him rather than intervene. And, that robber ended up killing Uncle Ben. In this instance, Spidey is the voter, HRC the promoter, Trump the thief and Uncle Ben is goddam America. If…

But, the crazy thing is that it's not Hillary or the DNC that's really going to be hurt if she loses to Trump. She's CIS, White and Wealthy. She'll be fine. The people that will be hurt are the most vulnerable folks. LGBT people. Women who need reproductive choices. People of color. Immigrants. And, lower income folks…

Did Trump win the election?

Watching Chrisley Knows Best while sitting on top of a washer/dryer?

Sad.

GILLY!?!?!

My Great-Grandfather fought the Kaiser to stop the Wilhelmium!

"When I'm Emperor of the Galaxy, we're going to build the biggest, most luxurious Bacta tanks. There going to be the best. And, you know what? We're gonna make Bespin pay for them."

Didn't Werner Herzog once say, "Look into the eyes of a Wookiee and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world."

Much like my theory that one of the Stark kids is really possessed by Nickelodeon monster Zeebo the Clown. Because, she hated being blind, you could say that Arya Afraid of the Dark.

Just Pho show.

It was just 4 hours of that song I don't understand but sounds a little like something Fozzy Bear would say? It goes,

Most of the time this is 100% accurate but I will defend Tromeo and Juliet as not only a pretty good movie, but also as the single best film adaptation of that particular play by a country mile.

And if it's a reboot, where's Jack and Pete and Penny and Murdoc? Oh, you thought Murdoc was dead cause he fell off that cliff in a Jeep? Murdoc can't die!