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Hagbard Selina Kyle
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I don't think it was the worst movie of the year, but it was definitely the most disappointing considering the people involved. Just so boring and preachy and angry at Baby Boomers. Plus, it had that relationship between Clooney at the little girl robot which was really squicky.

Let us bow our heads and pray. In the name of the Singer, the Bill Murray Movie, and the Chain of Catholic Thrift Stores.

Matt Damon was asked what his famous spy character would eat whilst watching this and he responded, "Bourne? Two hams, chives, gravy."

The most successful Jai Courtney is actually Liam Hemsworth.

The two best things Gervais has ever written are the "I'd be the penguin" speech from Extras and Tim's speech from this. He's frustratingly inconsistent and occasionally grating as a performer, but, man, did he nail both of those speeches. "The people you work with are people you were just throw together with. You

That phone number is just Andy Daly's cell phone.

High Rise came out 40 years ago and it's different in Snowpiercer in that everyone in Snowpiercer is really trapped on that train and are sort of forced into their circumstances. The point of High Rise is that everyone is free to go. They can just walk out the door and maybe drive to a cafe for some biscuits or

There was so much delicious ham on screen when he and Hamill were in scenes together that I'm upgrading it from ham to charcuterie.

The Falcon's in Mos Eisley,
See if you can spot 'em.
Another smuggler
Coming up from the bottom.

I'm hoping they pull an early 90's Days of Our Lives and we get a Roman Brady comes but it's really John Black and then the real Roman Brady comes back and all it does is mess Marlena up situation.

Not just the adults. They have Jude who is a young teenager, somewhere on the LGBTQ spectrum, and has been allowed to actually have the kind of young romance with another guy his age you see with straight teenage couples on TV all the time. It's the kind of representation I would have killed to see when I was that age.

The Human Body? Is this a reference to the Arcade Fire song, My Body is a Cage?

Mmm. Love the French cheese shop there. You know, the one she and that Spanish soccer player opened. Aubrey Plaza and Juan Mata Present the All Brie Platter at the Aubrey Plaza Shopping Plaza.

I wish I'd been in the room where it happened.

Masters of War is as angry a song as I've ever heard. I mean, "I hope that you die and your death will come soon" and "Even Jesus could never forgive what you do." That's some real anger. And, Oxford Town is almost too depressing to listen to now and see we're still fighting those same battles. The ending couplet,

I think it's because the show tackled the weird paradox at the heart of depression that goes past just the personal sense of sadness. There's this misery in feeling that everyone else in the world is happy and that if you were just a different person you could be happy, too. And, at the same time fear and dread that

The Queen of Hearts looked down at the AVCLUB writers room and said, "Have you seen Alice, dear?"

Well, that's how the show starts. They went back to his house.

And the sign says "Long-haired ghost-chasing people need not apply."
So I put my EMF Meter up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.
He said, "You look like a fine, non-ghost-hunting, young man. I think you'll do."
So, I showed him my ambient temperature thermomemter. I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you."

HEY! Why don't you flip a web in this direction (at the light switch)! Turn off the dark!