Could have gone with Baby Driver? That kid's dad was a bass playing scuba diver and his mom was an engineer in the Naval Reserves. He was born at a concert or in a record store and his parents are pretty much absent from his life because they're concerting on climbing the corporate ladder so he's knocking up teenage…

Like Sand Demons through the Hourman glass…

The only way this could be better is if it was about Lorelai and Rory signing Rory's young daughter up for ballet classes with Sutton Foster.

It's Mike Huckabee's greatest fear…and his wildest fantasy.

All these mummy puns are, IMHO, Tep-id.

Oh, Donald's Diner?
The Last Ham On Earth?
MacGrubbers?

I still can't believe they gave Kanye's Beautiful Dark Chocolate Pretzel Twists a 10.0.

I don't think he'll be any of those. I think he's probably a member of the Gate family and is Gotham's version of the Architect. It just makes too much sense with the things he's said and done, specifically his murder of the deputy mayor and his mentioning of Gotham's bridges. Second, and I'm going way out on a limb…

Hal Jordan was in that bar, you guys. In Coast City. Hal Jordan!

If it was Felicity, I think Barry would be way more shaken up considering their history. If it's someone from Team Arrow, I would say Quentin makes the most sense. Though, I'm guessing that it's someone only tangentially connected or who we haven't met yet. Mama Smoak, maybe, or whomever Jerri Ryan is playing.

I love that the reviewer of Arrow on the AVCLUB is the writer here whose name most sounds like an Arrow villain. Like, I'm certain at some point Malcolm Merlyn has said, "Alasdair? What are you doing here?" But, in that condescending way only Malcolm can say things.

Yeah. I thought the finale was really good. The only issue I had with it was the direction of the final Fisk/Daredevil confrontation. It felt small and the choreography wasn't great considering the amazing fights the show had been putting up before that. I also find the final DD costume to be underwhelming in that it…

A Walk to Remember on the Streets of Fire

They got Hugh Ghesdit? Wow. I thought he retired after that thing in Bogota.

Anti Monitor, do you find Psycho Pirate to be presumptuous for calling himself a pirate? Wouldn't Psycho Shoplifter or Psycho Pickpocket be more fitting? I'll take my answer off the air.

His Many Acts (Maniax) of violence?

My friend won a beauty pageant at the University of Maryland. Part of her winnings included a free meal at a fancy lobster restaurant where she ate all the lobster thermador she wanted and even got a ceremonial napkin to wear. It was the winner's tradtiional Miss Terp Bib.

Station!

For me, it's Keith Moon's entrance after the opening synth solo on Baba O'Riley.

My first is just itself, and not a kiss…. French.
My second comes before a shared duty…Agreement.
My third gets early reports…the cat from 90's CBS series Early Edition.
My fourth is vaguely educational…Cliff's Notes.
My fifth is the sound you make when you get this riddle wrong…Hmm…HM…Herman Melville.