Sam Worthington is the Jai Courtney of Liam Hemsworths.

Easy. The first Secret Life of Walter Mitty trailer is gorgeous. That moment where the Of Monsters and Men song quiets down and Sean Penn's black and white photograph beckons Stiller is so damn good. Boy, that movie was a disappointment but that trailer is stunning.

See, there are some balls jokes you sleep with and never call again and there are some balls jokes you take home to meet your parents. Relationship material balls jokes.

Just wait till they see my new movie, Nathan Beds Ford Forrest. It's about a young man named Nathan coming to terms with his sexuality and falling in love with his best friend, Ford Forrest. The Daughters of the Confederacy walked out of the screening but, surprisingly, Ted Nugent is a big fan.

Ooh…sorry. The word we were looking for was "Delacroix."

Butte Stuff has to be an episode of Longmire, right?

Isn't Hamm to Hamm referred to as Docking?

Meet Xhëf, from Albania.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story Hagbard's Expiring Mortgage Tax Credit and the Disappearing Savings Account!

Bouncing heroism
A plumber and a mushroom
Italian valor.

3. Continental Breakfast
2. East/West Bowl 1
1. Soul Food Restaurant (this is the sketch that made me fall in love with this show).

"This was LITERALLY the worst time I've ever had at a theater!"

Wait, GOAT. G. O. A. T. Four letters! Four Washington Lane! The next CBB is at the White House!

Cheer up, son, and grab some waffles. There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

Yeah, I know the reviewer shouted out Tarantino, but the low angle shot before robbery number one of the robber with this mask in his hand prior to the bank robbery was clearly a shout out to Nolan's first bank robbery in Dark Knight where the Joker's mask is also seen in his hand. Also, bank 2 was the bank Clive Owen…

Everything about that scene, the drunk adult figure, the physical closeness, the weird compliments. It all screamed grooming. It was very…strange.

Humph. Selina. Saline. Salt. Ivy Pepper. Salt and Pepper. I never caught that before. Definitely ads a little seasoning to the shows relationships. And, the show is trying to push Salt and Pepper…push it real good.

Clearly, this is a pre-2000's economic collapse prequel to Lars and the Real Girl. By the time Richie grows a mustache and changes his name to Lars to avoid media inquiries, he can't even afford the power cells necessary to keep his robot turned on.

Coup? Coup, coup, coup.

Isrealite army storms your Amaklite village and now their God is telling them to slaughter every person and animal they find? Thankfully, you have Nationwide…and are a 13 year old virgin girl. Everyone else is dead, but you've got a new husband!