Gerald's Game makes sense. If I remember right, isn't it basically worst case scenario version of Fifty Shades of Grey?

It's the thing Wash said
I am a leaf on the wind
Watch me soar, I'm dead.

In my mind-nose, Jon Hamm smells like a cool breeze flowing across a newly polished sailboat.

You need to call up Balki Bartokomous and if him tell that fake Adam Sandler, "Don't be ridiculous!"

And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the customers that Arby's ever served, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a delicious meal at Arby's. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in…

I'm pretty sure the Big Montana is the same thing as the Great Canadian. I had the Great Canadian outside Mississauga once but it didn't taste like Canada. It tasted like Montana.

How do you define PDA's? Hugs? Handshakes? Holding hands? Walking Arm in arm? Peck on the lips? Kiss on the cheek?

I can't wait for this year's premier candy wafer and Ancient book of evil convention, the Neko Nom-icon.

Who shot Texass in the face?
Who Controls the Human Race?
We do! We do!

My parents recently enrolled in DePalmacare. It's like Obamacare, but walking into a hospital now requires an overly elaborate tracking shot.

Even though I'm a cynical, awful human being, working on the Puppy Bowl is still near the top of my dream job list. Top spot is being the guy who gets to wrestle around with the baby panda bears at the zoo.

A Freemason, a Communist and a GLA president in one? I just won Alex Jones Bingo!

I live just a short drive from Indy and there are SO many Colts' "fans" like that since Peyton left and they insufferable. They've been so desperate for Peyton to win a Super Bowl with Denver, even at the expense of the Colts, just so they can tell everyone how right they were and how wrong the Colts were to part ways…

"And, yet, there are questions. Tom says he didn't know about the deflated footballs and, despite everything, Bill's answers have remained the same, too.

Sweet Alaskan Snow Peas, do I love Rocket Man. I can't be the only one, can I?

They didn't want to give it to her, but ICANN caved eventually.

Well, German High Schools often use Das Rheingold as a prom theme.

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Hello, darkness, my old friend.
I turned off NBC again.
Between SVU and Chicago PD,
Laura's Mysteries left me seething.
Now just the vision of Hannibal
Still remains in my brain.
I'll skip the Game of Silence.

Didn't Breaking Bad follow the opposite trajectory of these shows, though? It started out as a generally good guy doing something awful and over the course of the series became increasingly unlikable. On these shows, an asshole does something great (solves mysteries/heals people) and over the course of the series…