Can we call him Dr. Sphinxter, because it's like a sphinx, which is mysterious, and a butthole at the same time?

Also, Raki and poorly maintained transportation infrastructure.

What's your favorite Eddie Murphy movie?

Ryan Seacrest? More like Ryan, SEEK REST cause your jokes are tired! Jeff Ross paid me 100 bucks for that joke.

Nobody's poutine Bieber in a corner!

Mother, may I sleep with danger?
Yes, my darling daughter.
Just show some skin and let him in
You have my imprimatur.

It's peanut butter boner time!
Peanut butter boner time!
Where it at?!?
Where it at?!?
Peanut butter boner with a baseball bat!

Aaron Rodgers looks exactly like every guy who's ever married a Duggar daughter.

Any relation to the Irish SpeilbergO'Batch clan of County Carlow?

Okay, arbitrary ranking of Hostess Cupcakes products:

My friend an I call this the Malcolm McDowell rule. As in, "Oh, awesome, Malcolm McDowell is in this? We love him! It's not gonna be that great."

Yeah, Selma was electric in a way you don't normally see in historical pics. Everything is so damn staid. But, Selma crackled. Hell, she deserved it just for the Turn Around March sequence. So much goddamn tension in that moment. And Oyelowo was brilliant. Their exclusion is damn frustrating.

Hey! Keep your jokes out of my most secure files area!

Your entree's must include: Maple Syrup, Moose Sausage, an Aero Candy Bar and a Mountie Hat. You have thirty minutes!

So his father is a bass player and his mom is an engineer?

Hail….kimp?

Because any deli sandwich eaten whilst discussing pop culture is, by definition, an AVClub Sandwich.

Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Homemade Subway as a sexual position.

DISLIKE. DO NOT WANT!

AV Club, I'm getting nervous. It's December 30th and I haven't seen my favorite article of every year yet: The Worst Band Names of the Year. I need me some House that Gloria Vanderbilt and Neil Diamond Phillips.